If you have oral canker sores you know how bad the
BURNING PAIN can be.  You've tried all the products
which are supposed to help.  None of them  did
much good.  Why can't SOMEBODY invent a product
which actually eliminates the pain and heals the sores?  
Something GUARANTEED to work.  Actually, it's already
here.  It's called CANKER CURE and it is a type of pills
which are taken daily.  This UNIQUE product additionally
 prevents future outbreaks when taken regularly.  Not
only do DOCTORS recommend it for their patients, but
they also use it THEMSELVES.  Additionally, the U.S.
Government recently awarded it a patent.  And if you do
not agree it is the BEST product you have ever used for
canker sores, we will refund your money.  And you can
throw away those ointments you've been using.